• kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
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I’ve stumbled upon blogs dedicated to hating white people and at the same time I found blogs dedicated to white supremacy. I’ve discovered blogs disrespecting women and yet blogs filled with female dominant power and claims that men are evil. There’s blogs with homophobes and there’s blogs with the mentality to kill straight people.

Yet, you all scream “equality”.

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You DON’T wash your hair everyday? white girl with oily, stringy hair who got lice when she was 7 (via whitepeoplesaidwhat)

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autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

Yes! Taking pills without water can burn a hole in your esophagus.

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THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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